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Every four years the presidential race tightens.  A twenty point lead in August becomes a ten point lead in September.  A five-point lead in October becomes neck and neck by the first week in November.  This phenomenon of politics is … Continue reading →

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are splits-ville.  A certain history professor at Adlai Stevenson University is denying rumors that he is responsible for their breakup. Last week was a bad one for Hillary Clinton who had a bout of pneumonia … Continue reading →

What a difference three months make.  As Adlai Stevenson University students return to classes, Donald Trump is now the Republican Party’s nominee to be the President of the United States, and Hillary Clinton is the Democratic nominee.  Green party candidate, … Continue reading →

What a difference three months make.  As Adlai Stevenson University students return to classes,  Donald Trump is now the Republican party’s nominee to be the President of the United States, and Hillary Clinton is the Democratic nominee.  Green party candidate … Continue reading →

People Are Saying. . . By Alec Boulton First daughter Malia Obama has decided not to attend Adlai Stevenson University.  In an exclusive interview at an undisclosed location she said that the decision was a hard one to make.  She … Continue reading →

People Are Saying. . . Why Ted Cruz is not newsworthy.  The butt of jokes over the last week, Cruz has been called “Lucifer in the flesh,” and a “miserable son of a b*tch” by the former Speaker of the … Continue reading →

People are Saying. . . Who said?: (A) “I’m very capable of changing to anything I want to change to.” (B) “Every great dream begins with a dreamer.” (C) “The most important thing is to be true to yourself, but … Continue reading →

People are Saying . . .   The Great Debate:  At Adlai Stevenson University last week, Larry Fort, Caitlyn Miller, Nick Kelly, and Rachel Clein took on the personas of (in order) Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, and John … Continue reading →

People are Saying . . .   The South shall rise again?  Only this time it is not African American slaves, but members of the LGBT community who are the targets of prejudice and discrimination.  North Carolina’s law preventing local … Continue reading →

People are Saying . . . In all the world, the saddest words that were ever spoke are “This too might have been.”  The Might-Have-Been Hero:  Marcus Paige, North Carolina Tarheel, hit a three point shot with under five seconds … Continue reading →